"It’s a boy!" The doctor exclaims. The newborn isn’t crying as hard as the new father. His overwhelming excitement fills the hospital room. "Would you like to hold him?" asks the nurse while holding out the baby towards his father. He takes his baby and holds him close. "I love you son," he whispers, almost inaudibly. A single tear begins to fall from his cheek as he hugs the baby closer and whispers something else, "No homo."
I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy
Perfect hair, casual-but-not-too-casual outfit planned weeks in advance, well-thought-out footwear choices
Sweatpants, a pyjama top and slipper socks
Legally Blonde? I love that musical. The way they just [clenches fist] legalize all those blondes.